Lou Miami married his grade school art teacher . He used to do every Monday night at Cantones In Boston . He was a huge favorite of the early Punk scene there. He wore a boy scout shirt a lot. , When he wasn't wearing a dress . Some of his classics include " My baby wears rubber Pants " Boy Detective , And Vacation , By Connie Francis . He spent his off time cruising the local Boston parks where he would regularly get his ass kicked for coming on to jocks .